False

True

Nobody knows

Nobody cares

In person

Over the intercome

Over the phone

From the other side of a plastic window with holes

A league of incredibly wealthy immortal super beings

elite group in legal practice. ... The practice of corporate law involves general corporate matters, such as the incorporation of companies, directors' and shareholders' rights, articles of association, board meetings, secretarial matters and the public listing or delisting of companies.

a member of the legal profession qualified to deal with conveyancing, the drawing up of wills, and other legal matters. A solicitor may also instruct barristers and represent clients in some courts

a person called to the bar and entitled to practise as an advocate, particularly in the higher courts

Legal Practice course + 2 years of training

Silly hats

A levels

A degree in another subject

Legal Practice Course (LPC)

Literally too many spiders

The pay is too low

You can only work part time

The training is extremely expensive and has to be on top of living expenses

Long hours drain students of their energy